Dos & Don'ts

Do: Order the Christmas gift from a former employer before your gift certificate expires.
Don't: Have Omaha steaks delivered to your new employer's office before you even start work. This is how you assume the nickname Omaha, Steve.


Do: Take advantage of the "Eat or drink whatever you like in the fridge and pantry" invitation when babysitting.
Don't: Put a soda in the freezer intending to let it cool down for 15 minutes then forget about it and leave the house at the end of the night just to find out later... it exploded!


Do: Give your dog treats often especially for good behavior.
Don't: Treat your dog with bits of leftover meat loaf unless, that is, your willing to bear the most rank, relentless gas EVER!


Do: Sit on an exercise ball while doing work or watching tv. This will strengthen your core and improve your posture. I do it at work!
Don't: Try to pick up a pen from the ground while still sitting on the ball. This task is impossible, and it would be much safer to admit your lack of balance and get up from the ball before grabbing the pen, trust me.


Do: Wave to your friends if you see them running or walking as you're driving.
Don't: Continue to honk, smile & wave at someone nearly everyday thinking you know that person then wonder why he always has a puzzled look on his face when you drive by. Newsflash: he's not the person you think he is, and you make a fool of yourself everytime you wave like you two are buddies or something.